BROOM LADY

So, I’m at work today and I walk past this lady on the treadmill. Her headband formed a perfect arc around her head. She had very thick, shoulder-length, blonde hair cut severely straight across the bottom. Apparently, she got carried away with her flat iron. It looked as if a broom head was sitting on her neck. Not an O Cedar, plastic, angled-head broom with little whispies on the bottom that pick up all of the dust bunnies, but an old fashioned, straight-across-the-bottom, fat-headed, straw broom. I don’t usually make fun of people, but I HAD to share with two of my co-workers. They agreed and laughed their asses off. It was hysterical. Maybe you had to have been there. Nevertheless, I found it blog-worthy. (not to be confused with sponge-worthy)